Theresa May ‘the Blue Queen’

• IT’S been a strange few days in Wonderland since the Blue Queen invited her chums along to a tea party at Chequers. Apparently everyone got along famously and agreed that the Blue Queen really did know best.

But it seems that someone had slipped something in the tea and they’d all been off their heads. When they got home several seem to have ‘come down’ and decided that the Blue Queen was off her rocker and they didn’t want anything more to do with her.

And they certainly didn’t want to go on a European tea party with her or anyone else, thank you very much.

Now another row is brewing as somebody called the Office for Budget Responsibility has told the Blue Queen that if we don’t stay in the European Tea Party then things will get a lot worse.

But in fine “off with their heads” style, the Blue Queen has told them they don’t know what they’re talking about and that “Things can only get better” if we have nothing to do with those ghastly Europeans.

In honour of her great wisdom it seems that the Blue Queen’s address is to be changed from Downing Street to Number 10 Delusion Alley. Hurrah! Cakes all round! Oh! Whoops! There aren’t any left.

RICHARD ROSSER
Richmond Grove, N1